Pickleball
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Pool
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Jonathan: This was the only time available on your calendar
Jamie: N/A
Therapy
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Jonathan
When I suggested 'facing your fears', that's not quite what I meant.
Jamie
?
A matter of perspective
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Jonathan
So Mrs. Escher, what's brought you to see me today?
Jamie
I'm beginning to have an understanding of why you're not seeing eye-to-eye on this issue.
Train wreck
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Jonathan
Just the usual crowd of downtown commuters.
Jamie
I usually don't get this wrecked.
Here, kitty kitty
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Jonathan
I'm so glad he's not an indoor cat.
Jamie
We feel so much safer after having moved to New Jersey.
Big Bird
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Jonathan
They're just big-boned.
Jamie
The Romans called them Sparrowtacus.
Fishbowl
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Jamie
Jack, could you please ctl+alt+delete me?
Jonathan
Do you ever get the feeling like we're being watched?
Parking woes
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Jonathan
I told you we should have parked in a garage.
Jamie
After XXX there's always AAA.
White whale
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Jonathan
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Runner up: "Let me know if you see a white whale."
Jamie
Off to see the wizard, eh? Well, that mutinous cur left me with this pegleg last time he was on the rum.
Upside down
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Jonathan
You're right—this is much easier than a garage sale.
Jamie
I thought you might like the 'upside down' model from that Swedish furniture store. They've shifted their strategy from uncomfortable to postmodern.
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Doghouse
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Jamie
I'm feeling a bit trapped inside of this metaphor
Jonathan
You really should have brought a book
Glasshole
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Jonathan
It's basically the same thing as Google Glass.
Jamie
Take your hand out of your pants, sir. What kind of gallery do you think this is?
Feeling bullish
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Jonathan
Now that you mention it, I do see the family resemblance.
Jamie
I'm also proficient in Microsoft Office and Internet Explorer.
Piano man
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Jamie
A regular wake-up call would have worked just fine. What's the tipping algorithm in this situation?
Jonathan
You'll never guess what the hotel left in my room.
Empty Suit
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Jamie
Ralph, your drinking sometimes makes us feel invisible.
Jonathan
I like to imagine what my life would be like if you were successful.
Zombies
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Jamie
Your 'death by chocolate' recipe is always so elaborate.
Amy
If we can't get them with guns, we'll get them with cavities and expensive dental bills!
Jonathan
I hope no one is allergic to nuts.
